Stay sippin’ in sanctified style.
This 20-oz stainless steel tumbler from Shunned at a Funeral—your favorite Reformed Christian rock band—keeps your coffee as hot as your theology and your water as chill as your eschatology. With a glossy finish and spill-resistant lid, it’s perfect for daily commutes, worship workouts, or quietly judging bad doctrine over breakfast.

• Tapered stainless steel body (like a five-point sermon—tight and efficient)
• Transparent press-in plastic lid (so you can see what you’re sipping, unlike some folks’ interpretation of Revelation)
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml) of predestined refreshment
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g) – light enough to lift one-handed during worship
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation—like your soul, it’s sealed tight
• Glossy finish worthy of a hymn book cover
• Dishwasher-safe (because sanctification takes time, not scrubbing)
• Blank product sourced from China (but doctrinally reviewed by a Calvinist)